man wears pants

guy and girl are going to get married so on the wedding day the father says to hi son "U BETTER LET HER KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS BOY" the so n agreed. after the wedding in the honeymoon sweet the husband says"HONEY TAKE OFF UR PANTS" so she does and he says"NOW PUT MINE ON" BABY THEY DONT FIT. he said"WELL NOW WE KNOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP" she said WELL TRY AND PUT MINE ON. so he tried,"OH I CANT GET INTO THEM"she said DAMN STRAIGHT AND U NEVER WILL UNLESS U CHANGE THAT ATTITUDE