Fruit Rollups on the First Date

So after dinner, I take Melissa on a first date to the Comedy Club. Of course we're right up front at a table against the stage, my fave spot.

During his routine, the comedian says he and his wife are so broke they cannot afford the edible underwear "Fundies". So they use Fruit Rollups instead.

Later on, he begins asking couples in sequence, "How many people have been married for 10 years?, 5, 2", and so on.. Finally he gets down to "And who here is on their very first date?" Melissa and I both raise our hands.

He looks at me and says "So your take her to a lousy comedy house on your first date?"

I say "Yeah, after a fine dinner!".

He says, "Oh yeah, what did you have to eat"?

I say: "Fruit Rollups!"

The entire club burst out laughing, Melissa smacked me, and the comedian shook my hand with "Good return, good return.."

Was a fun night but Melissa and I never went out again. She's now married in another state with four kids!

Originally Posted by aquariandude

Was a fun night but Melissa and I never went out again. She's now married in another state with four kids!

I hope she didn't take it personally which is why you never dated again! This was a funny story, thanks for sharing!

aw that was sad of her.lol

Naw, not sad or bad or nothing like that..

All is good.

Besides, I wanted no kids..

You wanted no kids!? lol. so sad. I know I wanna marry a guy who wants kids,but he's gotta help take care of them.

This is the kind of humor I look for in a man. VERY hard to find. I agree good return !!

Sounds like a great date!

We had a great time!

Great comeback...Sorry if she didn't appreciate it..I would have been rolling on the floor with laughter...

that was a great comeback and she didnt date you again because of it then she doesnt have asense of humor