Another dating story

lighten up people that was freaking funny! ok one booger, ok cool, but a booger, and TWO farts nah I couldnt feel it after that either lol

Lighten up is right.. but when it happens to you...

We went down to mothers for a get together.. My Birthday, and I love her cooking.
Since it is mothers, all of her friends come. Me, forty seven.. and everyone else in their 70's, 80's.

The living room is full, so I sit on the floor. And I get along with them.

I lean forward, and like someone said, the pressure is less on the outside... completely involuntary.

And loud...

OMG..

The worst part was I was looking at one of her friends.. in the face. And her hearing aid was working EXCELLENTLY. and the look on her face.. It was like some one had grabbed that 83 year old tushy!

I said excuse me and headed for the back door.. At a run..

This was one of those moments when you wish you could have vaporized right on the spot.

I have NEVER been so embarrassed.. and the only thing you can do is run and hide.
On your birthday, in your honor...

I'm starting a new thread... most embarrassing moments.

Originally Posted by mikie314

Lighten up is right.. but when it happens to you...

We went down to mothers for a get together.. My Birthday, and I love her cooking.
Since it is mothers, all of her friends come. Me, forty seven.. and everyone else in their 70's, 80's.

The living room is full, so I sit on the floor. And I get along with them.

I lean forward, and like someone said, the pressure is less on the outside... completely involuntary.

And loud...

OMG..

The worst part was I was looking at one of her friends.. in the face. And her hearing aid was working EXCELLENTLY. and the look on her face.. It was like some one had grabbed that 83 year old tushy!

I said excuse me and headed for the back door.. At a run..

This was one of those moments when you wish you could have vaporized right on the spot.

I have NEVER been so embarrassed.. and the only thing you can do is run and hide.
On your birthday, in your honor...

you apoligize for your indiscretion and move on..sheesh..
ya think women don't fart?
Go to any grocery store and follow a granny..lol

You people are cracking me up! I can hardly finish reading because I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying! Even if I don't find some one to date, I'd stay on just to hear the stories! The people that don't get it just need to go add to their profile "love farters" Sounds like they may have a few more replies! It's funny! Get over it!

That was the longest winded story i have EVER had the TOTAL displeasure of reading; good luck with ALL of that!