Who would have thought even booty calls have contracts...

Pre-Booty Call Agreement


This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the
"Agreement")
is

entered into on the ____day of ______________, yr_______,


between _______________________________________.



THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:


1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it
in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events
of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do
you love me?)
The answer is No, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, "
unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced
arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of
your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends,
just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind
when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up,
get dressed and go the fuck home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye
contact the better.

18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for
your ass.



EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the
agreement.

If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this
agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then
be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory
and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications
until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature________________________

Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________

Date: _______________



When all else fails find someone to love and that will love you for who you
are.

i like that its so true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by 28toosoft

i like that its so true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i loved that agreement