May I make a suggestion?

Originally Posted by barefoot_angel

can't find your dick again huh

Maybe he has HPS...hidden penis syndrome.

hahahahahaha
at a first doctor visit several years ago, in the medical history of parents, I was a bit of a smarta-- >>> I didn't the the doctors read all the details. On my dad's side, I put atherosclerosis and OFS. The doctor, internal med, asked what it was.
I said, " old fart syndrome" ' He was humorless.

Originally Posted by nuclearoption

Maybe he has HPS...hidden penis syndrome.

HPS syndrome???? Hey is this that deal where you have to stick your thumb in your ass to pee

I was real busy at work once and went to the bathroom with a pen in my hand. I unzipped and held the pen instead of my dick. I think I should have noticed the size difference right away.

Originally Posted by fixitfred

I was real busy at work once and went to the bathroom with a pen in my hand. I unzipped and held the pen instead of my dick. I think I should have noticed the size difference right away.

Yea the pen was bigger and harder.
barumpum (rimshot)

you're a trip dude.

Originally Posted by fixitfred

Yea the pen was bigger and harder.
barumpum (rimshot)