Tequila
Two neighbors walk around the neighborhood every day of the week. One day while walking they notice two dogs on the lawn going at it. The one neighbor says man. I wish i could get my wife to do that. The other neighbor says aw man its easy you got some tequila at the house the other man replies yeah , so. The neighbor explains hey when you get home tonight give her a shot of tequila before bed and she'll be ready for anything. The other guy says ok i'll try it. The next day they meet and start their walk. The one neioghbor says hey man what happened? Did it work? The other guy says yes but it took two shots. The one neigbor goes oh really, why was that? He says ok one shot to get her in the mood right, well the other shot was to get her out on the lawn.................
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